fashizling my asshole

to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking

person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"

Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"

by assdunker November 26, 2010

Jacks my Rabbit

1. An expression of irritation or aggravation towards the subject.

2. An expression of excitement, arousal, or general enthusiasm toward the subject.

1. Gosh I hate when people cut in front of me at Starbucks, those bastards really jack my rabbit.

2. Golly, that new chick at the Starbucks is so hot, she really jacks my rabbit!

by FeedtheReavers May 3, 2010

Get On My Fingers!

A chat up line used by gentlemen of a low level of IQ, and a lack of manners...

Hey you were skankin real loads at (insert club name here) tonight...... "Get On My Fingers!"

by blazingRouge May 31, 2010

gremlin in my pocket

Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.

"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."

by JEN#2 May 30, 2006

bump my skull

An old term in the Illinois State Refromatory to define a lie.

It is opposed to "bumping my head" which defined a homosexual act of bumping the head of your penis with the head of another penis.

"Man, don't bump my skull with that shit".

"That punk was bumping my skull when he said that".

by superyouper October 31, 2005

crowding my box

recieving too many emails from the same person. thereby crowding your inbox with all their messages so as to not be able to see other emails.

"quit crowding my box, I got the message the first time!"

by rondidondi August 26, 2007

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014