Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Occasional friend

A friend you chat up with occasionally

I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .

by Zoitie January 12, 2019

Childhood friend complex

Childhood friend complex is when childhood friends fall in love together.

Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"

"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"

by Tsk the AI August 30, 2025

just be friends

The act of having friends.

A: They are such a nice friends
B: Yes! It's so nice to just be friends with someone
A: I wish I had friends too

by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020

Friend

Shauna lee a vibrant individual with a big heart; her affectionate and loving nature makes her a cherished friend. She is also very beautiful.
She has a passion for taking selfies and pictures, capturing moments with joy. Known for her straightforwardness, she embodies the qualities of a loyal and genuine friend.

Friend 1: Yes i love being her friend

Stranger: Why
Friend 1: Because she is a very loyal person

by Heslals November 20, 2023

fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023