Fuck Friend 

A friend who fucks you over

He fucking told on you?? What a fuck friend!

Fuck Friend by imposturized November 25, 2014

real friend 

A friend in real life who hangs out with you in the real world. Unlike a friend you met online and have never met in real life in person.

Chloe: Is he your real friend?

Ben: Nah I met him on Facebook.

real friend by oben May 2, 2010

gender friend 

A friend, with whom you are having casual, yet emotional sex. Differing from a Fuck buddy in that there is emotion involved in the pairing, usually a combination of jealousy loneliness.

Uninformed Man: Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl who'd be really pissed off if she heard me say that.

Learned Man: You sir, have a gender friend.

gender friend by Spencers Finest January 14, 2008

no friend

The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."

The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.

Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!

Frank is such a no friend.

no friend by J. Arnier March 10, 2008

friend 

a friend in need's a friend indeed.
a friend with weed is better.
a friend with breasts and all the rest.
a friend who's dressed in leather.

who's your best friend?

that dominatrix with the big titties smokin' a blunt and beggin' me to fuck her.

friend by the fishy May 1, 2005

friendsie

Like a selfie, but with friends in it.

I was taking a selfie and my friends wanted to be in the picture. It then became a friendsie.

friendsie by MickSweeney September 15, 2013

friend slut 

a bitch who goes with her friends' partners or ex partners and has sexual talk with them, or even sleeps with them. making out, touching, talking is included.

that used to be "friend", Cher stole my man. what a friend slut!

friend slut by tu madre santa de la virgen July 4, 2010