When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
Get the blue church syndromemug. The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
Get the Bonnie Bluemug. by YungSper June 10, 2022
Get the Blue wafflemug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the The Ghost Pepper Blue Corvettemug. " I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"
"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"
"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"
by BigFatEye May 14, 2016
Get the Cordon Bluemug. by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
Get the Bluemug. by Mia Schnapp November 29, 2018
Get the code bluemug.