hot dog head

The worst thing you can call someone.

Me to me while looking in the mirror: "Look at this hot dog head lookin' mother fucker."

by WokeAF69 May 14, 2018

cleveland prairie dog

When a person is shitting into their partners mouth but the shit goes in and out much like that of a prairie dog.

That ugly ass ho Cora wanted me to give her a cleveland steamroller but I gave her a cleveland prairie dog instead.

by Michael Vick. August 31, 2007

two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 28, 2004

dog tail sex

when you take your dogs tail and put a condom on it and use it as a dildo

-oh man i had such a good time last night
-yeah, me too. i used my dildo
-i dont have a dildo but i improvised using dog tail sex
-niice

by ardnek March 5, 2005

Lazy Dog Position

It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."

"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."

by legal.notes October 21, 2009

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

burying my dog

To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.

I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.

by HybridStorm June 26, 2006