Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

Maia

A girl who is characterised by her oversized stomach and although they may sometimes eat healthy food like fruit, baked oats, sliced bananas etc. They eat it in such high proportions it's regarded as unhealthy. They do have an uneasing attraction to fatt foods, a Maia often has the unusual feat of sensing food over a mile away. They love eating fatty food and calling other people aids boys and other offensive terms.

"You've been eating so much food, stop being such a Maia"

by Squiggly7894 November 14, 2023

Mariam

A Tunisian-German mutation that came into the world she is the type of person who wears glasses and normally forgets them every day at least 364 days out of 365 days of a year. She claims that she can speak german but can only say one word, she picks all of the afterschool activities and thinks that she's her but utimately skips every activity when she doesn't have time for them the only afterschool activity she does religiously is in football. She plays goalkeeper very badly as she will try to stop the ball with her hand but it hits her in the wrist and it gets sprained, even though she is wearing gloves.
She is very gullible as her phone gets taken easily by a distraction this leads her to have multiple tantrums in one day

Michael: what's he doing
Mariam: *turns around to see whats happening*
Michael: *takes phone*
Mariam: Give that back!!!

by Def.not.moods :D November 15, 2023

Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

MARI

Mari is a nice and friendly person but can also. Change so quickly but don’t care about nobody and will speak how they feel .

Mari

by anonymous November 19, 2023

MARI

Mari is a nice and friendly person but can also. Change so quickly but don’t care about nobody and will speak how they feel .

Mari

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Malia

She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. She has such a pure soul, and she definitely didn’t deserve all that bullshit she is experiencing, I love her so much, even though she doesn’t love me. I will always love her, and she will always have my heart. Malia is a beautiful girl, and her stunning brown eyes are the most precious eyes I’ve ever looked into. If you ever meet a Malia, befriend her.

„Hey did you see Malia, the beautiful girl behind you?“
„Oh that’s Malia, the prettiest girl I’ve ever met!“

by iloveducks1223 November 19, 2023