I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021

Indiana Hand Fart

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.

Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.

by big_stroker January 16, 2021

fart roll up

when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your butt crack.

guys i just farted and had a fart roll up

by kayyyyyy7 January 17, 2021

ratatatatatat fart

A fart that makes a rattatatatatatatatatatattatataatat sound like machine gun fart.

Bruh he ratatatatatat farted ewwwwww!
Yeah i know!

by Fartrattatatatatatattas January 18, 2021

The Gloyd Fart

Me and the boys when (see GIF below)

The boys when The Gloyd Fart

by When_ January 19, 2021