Dick gauging

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.

Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

Dick karreman

To have a dicky karreman is too have a high pitch, Dutch voice.

My mate Laurie has a bit of a dick karreman.

by Mr McRight July 29, 2020

Staycation Dick

A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.

She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.

by LeighCalli August 6, 2020

Dick Nibblers

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

by Pegleg T August 11, 2020

Titty dicks

When his/her nips are long and saggy like a soft penis.

Yo dave .... I just seen Jens titty dicks on porn hub .... There huge

by Whitenight87 August 19, 2020

Cheesesteak Dick

Ones incredibly thick dick after ejaculation, when the sperm is trickling down the shaft.

Jake: "Hey, man, get ready! We're leaving soon!"
Frank: "Ah yeah, just give me second while I clean up my cheesesteak dick!"

by im high as fuck right now June 14, 2020

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020