Bill-dick

Bill-dick is not a very likable person. A stone hard bitch who does not care for anyone, even his children.

Bill-dick is my father and i hate time.

by 你是我的小的小苹果 April 4, 2022

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

Dick Tumor

A way to obtain a bigger dick is just grow some dick tumors, but you also may die.

"Bruh my Dick Tumor made my dick an extra 5 inches"

"These bitches finna appreciate that"

by Kénji Lescara March 27, 2019

Dick Widow

Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)

Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!

by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019

Joggin' Dick

used for people who like jogging on dick

Zay: You watched the game last night?
Alan: Yeah, the Jets whooped the Bills. They never stood a chance.
Zay: stop joggin' dick shorty!

by kaizen017 September 28, 2023

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023