Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay September 25, 2015

Trip Cat

Someone who likes hallucinogens. A trip cat is someone who enjoys tripping and has done it a few times.

“Are you a trip cat?” - asking someone if they do hallucinogens

by Vassourinha January 27, 2023

Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.

Yo that’s a cat craft!

by Wikipedia; Official Definitons February 17, 2023

Tik Tok Cat

A cat that gets famous because it is so fat.

Abby Villafana has a Tik Tok Cat.

by BeetBobbyFlay December 9, 2021

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022