Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

cat

a mammal

look at that cute cat

by O O G A B O O G A May 21, 2021

Cat Feet

Walking with quiet feet

If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.

by Anahid March 4, 2024

cat

little 5th dimension anger gods trying to scratch you at every chance

has mind controlling powers

hey nice cat can i touch him?

yeah sure

"gets brutally scratched to death"

no bad ( example of mind controlling powers)

by named person May 18, 2023

coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!

I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!

by Ralph walda June 30, 2019

The Cat

A brat

The Cat Is A Brat

by The Real Orange Man October 10, 2023

cat pod

When you see your cat/ any cat, in a sphinx position, with their front paws tucked in

Hey babe, check out that cat pod over there.

by Methodical Muse August 18, 2017