Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the tramp” noodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).

Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”

by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021

Holy shit balls

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.

"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing

by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

Hidden Ball Trick

When at a baseball game you scout out a hot MILF with a young kid and proceed to pull out a baseball as if you caught a foul ball and offer it to her child. Mom becomes so instantly horny she lets you bang her in the unisex stadium bathroom. After you clap her cheeks, you wait for them to go for ice cream and take the ball back and leave. Also take any bobbleheads if it was bobblehead night.

Bro...I pulled the Hidden Ball Trick on this hot ass MILF at the Guardians game last night.

by Legend926 July 5, 2022

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022