Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Peni

the sole definition of handsome and majestic

damn that person is soo peni

by 1c3WalloC0me March 21, 2023

Penis

The funniest word in the english language.

Friend 1: Penis

Friend 2: *Laughs until he no longer has lungs*

by Shrekfunni November 21, 2020

Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out

OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024