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Someone whose arm hair you can use as a beard.
I can crazy glue that monkey's arm hair onto my face and use it as a beard!
monkey by Your Mom2222 March 5, 2007

monkey wrench 

a sad lil fuka that goes unda the name Monkey_wrench on this site... your a loser dude hope u gt ur ass kikd by maoris to!!!
monkey wrench by Maori March 4, 2005

Feeding the Monkey 

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

Monkey Wolf 

A really hairy vagina, Can you say nasty?
Um, this bitch need to stop dancing. Her monkey wolf all out !
Monkey Wolf by Anonymous9538 August 12, 2011
That guy looks like a XaK.

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Monkey by Kevin October 28, 2003

monkey phuck 

WHEN YUO HAVE SECKS WITH A MUNKEY and you love it
monkey phuck by butts uncle November 25, 2003