Hot Tea Box

A Hot Tea Box is when you fart in your ladies face while tea bagging her.

Patch told us he gave a Hot Tea Box to Carolyn last night and we laughed.

by PrimeTime420 September 3, 2009

hot gravy spoon

A hot gravy spoon is when two people (or more) upon completion of sex, without cleaning up the sex juices (gravy), proceed to spoon one another and fall asleep.

We had hot sex last night then afterwards, we spooned in our sex gravy. It was AWESOME! It was a hot gravy spoon, for sure!

by The Slam Hound Family April 19, 2010

hot potato voice

the way you sound when you have tonssiltis

you soundin' like a hot potato voice innnnnnit

by azzaboyooo October 18, 2008

Colorado Hot Geyser

The sexual act of ejaculating into a partner's anal cavity and then farting out the semen. A woman who perfects the action is known as an Old Faithful.

Darnell: "Damn, that was an explosive Colorado Hot Geyser!!!"
Traci: "Thanks, hon. They don't call me an Old Faithful for nothin'."

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

hot sexy beast

Jinganing. A beautiful majestic sexy beast. A key member of the 5 person posse. (Poppin posse)

Wow did you see Jinganing?? She is a HOT SEXY BEAST. I can’t wait to see the rest of the poppin posse

by Suzsu March 15, 2019

hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."

by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017