Cheese Loser

Someone who loses the cheese and is upset about it whether it be over a competition, game or simply losing the cheese that they left in the top shelf on the fridge

Cheese loser:

"DAMMIT I LOST IT!! I LOST IT ALL!!!"
Friend:
Jesus christ Carl you just lost UNO, don't be such a cheese loser😒

by 𝕸𝖈𝖂𝖆𝖋𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖘 June 6, 2025

Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";

I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.

by kool2bkind August 25, 2023

cheese poops

a new way to call the snack cheese balls used by most zoomers

bro can I have some cheese poops aw thanks

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

Cheesed

When something is too funny or cringy for words. Often said by youtuber Wolfiewraps and RyanSwaze

Did they just say a homeless man tackled them? I’m cheesed

by Cau August 15, 2018

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022