Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010

cock allower

The exact opposite of a cock blocker. One who doesn't mind you smashing on a girl that you wanna hit, let it be one of her friends, her best friend, a girl you just met, her sister or other family member, or just simply her. Absolutely the best type of female any nigga could fuck with.

i met a girl named sabrina and she brought her bff with her too her name sasha i wanted sabrina but she already had a bf so i started talking to sasha and she didn't give a damn about it even though sasha is her right hander and i asked her if i could eat it and sasha said ask sabrina and she said yea so i got her in the sack and started eating her out which soon led to fucking her... man sabrina is such a cock allower i love her so much... (as a friend of course)

by ogdajuiceman July 5, 2010

cock pit

This is the crease of skin right between your dick and balls.

"Aw man, I love it when I'm getting a BJ and she licks my cock pit."

by UrMomLuvsMyMeat May 10, 2010

Cock kebab

When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.

Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.

Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?

Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D

by yakuzakitty April 17, 2009

cock rest

The art of resting a can or bottle of beverage in the fly of your pants assisted by your cock without it falling over or spilling on yourself.

Person 1 - "holy shit Nathan, where'd you learn to cock rest like that?"
Person 2 - "Man, I didnt learn.. It just comes naturally."

by iownatairhockey May 26, 2006

cock-snot

The nasty stuff that drips out of a mans penis.

He cleaned the cock-snot off of his penis after jacking off.

by Jeffrey Jay April 9, 2005