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D-bag swag

When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher
Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"
by -[M]- July 14, 2011
mugGet the D-bag swagmug.

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.
Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"
by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009
mugGet the Bedazzled Douche Bagmug.

Carrier Bag Pants

wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!

commence the carrier bag panting!!!
by sheila macleod February 6, 2009
mugGet the Carrier Bag Pantsmug.

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh
by "Alright" October 2, 2019
mugGet the Bouncing Bean Bag for Yeshmug.

douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"
by Duncsway May 15, 2007
mugGet the douche bagmug.

short dog in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag
by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021
mugGet the short dog in a paper bagmug.
Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
by Flash Slash June 24, 2019
mugGet the UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREAmug.

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