Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

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Doing an Alison

Having sex

"Have you and Jonnie ever been caught doing an Alison?"
"Not yet, luckily"

by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019

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Passively Order Me TO DO Sometihng ANdI will Kill you

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

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that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

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Do nothing

It ain't nothing and it doesn't cost anyone who hasn't gained materially anything.

Hym "Do nothing? It's better than what I'm going to do with out it. I'm not engaging in society beyond this. I've already done more than any fuck-ass politician and it'll be a cold day in hell be for I let some useless motherfucker who did nothing more than win a popularity contest tell me that they get to sit there and let these motherfuckers steal my shit so that I have to keep working with the rest of you. You do you have to go without sex if not everyone if having it? No. Then I don't have to wait until I'm old to retire. People are being ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED because of the fact that UNLIKE ME... YOU are not a fucking AI creating genius. And buying Greenland isn't going to change that. So, FUCK YOU. Credit and compensation for my WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY. One that YOU DO NOT DESERVE because you are worthless fucking garbage. I'm too good for you. Out or death. There will be no compromise."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

by help4u April 13, 2023

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