Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)

Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!

by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020

nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 29, 2017

deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles

Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!

by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023

Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023

Des nuts

YOU😂😂😂

Your mom=Des nuts

by anonymous March 29, 2022

nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.

Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!

by GayShell January 13, 2024

Deez/nuts

Someone with low brain cells and most likely gay that likes being fisted, but rejects themselves.

Did you see that Mark has 'Deez/nuts' in hid bio he HAS to be gay

by Skskskieuebens July 18, 2021