gabes mom is hot

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shes just hot gabes mom is hot

by btwaero October 14, 2022

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

ur mom

A good comeback

What are you doing tonight?

Ur mom

by Alexys ayers January 8, 2022

ur mom

a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs

ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW June 21, 2023

your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

ur mom

very fat

Me: ur mom

Friend: dies of fat

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

mom

That woman who keeps fucking interrupting your gaming session and telling you to "take out the trash" in the most nasally voice.

Sorry for leaving in the middle of the match dude, my mom was yelling at me to take out the trash

by Engineer Gaming 1 December 2, 2020