Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.

Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?

by Henry||| March 20, 2017

that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason

Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS

by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017

Jack da bitchie

to turn the music up, usually reggae

I was at a party and I told my friend to jack da bitchie

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017

jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games

Woah that has to be a Jack Timms

by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017

Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017