Fat cunt

A person who is extremely round, possibly pear shaped, has their own orbit and not very nice to be around.

Luis Fuente is such a fat cunt. He also has a face back

by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

fat neek

racist slang meaning - fat neek
someone who kills indigenous / native women and children by 'bashing'

originated in the 1940's from Arthur Lucas II on the Okaka coast of western Australia.

"max is such a fat neek"!
"I know, I saw on the news he bashed, raped and ate an eleven year old aboriginal yesterday".

by james purdy November 2, 2020

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024

Fuck Fat Feburary

The time period where in the month of Feburary you grind out to lose as much weight as possible and workout a ton.

I need to lose weight and it's almost feburary maybe i should Partake in Fuck Fat Feburary.

by xyzfrosti January 2, 2021

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024