French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

fart

fart

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by janagonewild April 23, 2021

penis fart

A gust of wind after cuming

i just had a penis fart

by 69reversemaster October 30, 2021

Fart Sex

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.

Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!

by Smitty's Fart Box May 19, 2025

Brain fart

When your brain becomes a fart

Did you just have a brain fart

by Rizzguy111 May 3, 2024