Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

fart

air released from the anus that takes makes oxygen foul-smelling

Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋

Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!

by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022

Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Fart

A fart can be loud or quiet but always smelly cause it's poop particles! Yummy

Guy 1- what's that eggy smell
Guy 2- oh the fart I just did

by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019

ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

beo fart

a beo fart is a fart that stinks really bad. if you smell a beo fart you might turn into a nuclear bomb and explode. if you call someone a beo fart it is rude. “you are such a beo fart”

“stop being such a beo fart GOD”

by pietism November 22, 2021

Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.

I let out a matrix fart at the office.

by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025