Lexi-Pain-Syndrome

Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"

Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.

Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?

Cornelius: NOTHING!

Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.

Cornelius: Of what?!

Andy: Just read the definition.

by The Denzel Smile November 9, 2010

Black man syndrome

This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.

“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.

by the weeb February 27, 2021

Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself

"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."

by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017

nicki minaj syndrome

Constantly changing your hair different colors.. preferably pink or blue.

"Girl I think you have the Nicki Minaj Syndrome or something! Keep dying your hair and it's gonna fall out!"

by ShadiaKhalise January 7, 2017

Second donut syndrome

When you buy 2 donuts and save the best one for last but when you get to the second donut it tastes like shit because you're so full from the first one.

-Oh man, I'm going to barf.
-I thought you liked blueberry donuts?
-Second donut syndrome man, sds.

by Maharadja Donut November 4, 2011

First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011