Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.

Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*

by Mike Fellatio November 21, 2005

Rape That Shit

To say you would love to have sexual relations with the pointed out man or woman.

(Man 1 points to woman)
Man 1: DOH! I'd Rape That Shit...
Man 2: Wouldn't We All.

by iNguyen October 25, 2008

shit face

when someone is being stubborn or is just being a plain asshole

the shit face wouldnt let me go home.

by your daddy :) October 10, 2007

Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.

Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.

by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009

shit stain

Everyone's Boss.

I'm not coming back to work, you shit stain!

by Nunov Yurbiznix January 20, 2004

Two-Shits

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

Shit Lock

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

by Acousticsman July 11, 2009