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Paint the Town Red 

A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.

The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.

Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.

This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!

Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red

Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!

Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.

Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
Paint the Town Red by Lol!po April 23, 2022
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Works at Red lobster 

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore
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Chasing a Red Dragon 

Something you try to get to and you're so close to it but you just can't reach it.
"Are you trying to quit heroin?"
"Nah it's like Chasing a Red Dragon"
Chasing a Red Dragon by Kyeta June 27, 2022

Box of Red Flags (BoRF) 

Box of Red Flags (BoRF)
The box is clearly labeled Red Flags. I see red flags in the box. But I’m still going to date it for at least 6 months.

BoRF
(Noun)
A non-datable person who has so many red flags they need a box to carry all of them.
Box of Red Flags (BoRF)

He love bombed me, told me he closed his dating accounts, made plans for a date, cancelled the date and rescheduled, but then he ghosted me.

He’s such a BoRF!

Paint the town red 

'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3
'CAROL YOU KILLED HER'
'Idc I paint the town red'

you listen to girl in red?

basically it means "yo you gay too?" usually used by lesbians
person A: you listen to girl in red?
person B: ya
person A: wanna make out?
person B: ya