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Bum Finger 

The Fingering of somebody's ass crack to maximize pleasure. Can results in nails being snapped off and internal bleeding. Bum Finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating leap frog which creates of lots of sexual energy and vibes.
"Catch my fart in your mouth Amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes me horny!"

"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"
Bum Finger by CaptainMorgan'sMum September 8, 2011
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middle finger with no thumb 

It’s a tribute of respect for our long last brother Jamal 🕊️
Sosa gave a speech and *showed two middle finger with no thumb * to pay tribute at Jamal’s funeral

3-finger-fit 

3-finger-fit is a phrase used to describe how loose a womans vagina is which means she can easily fit 3 fingers in her vagina which is 2 short of fisting
wow that girl was so loose it was like one of those 3-finger-fit situations
3-finger-fit by MrDakota June 17, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

Noun: sex act involving two men wherein one penis is inserted into the other. In order to attain this penial equilibrium, one penis may be subjected to colder climates, thereby causing shrinkage and allowing for ease of slippage of the smaller appendage into the entrance of the larger appendage. To not leave the non-polar penis out of any physical enjoyment (Pain? Open to your own interpretation), the sheath in which the sword will be placed must have the opening stretched as far as possible without any tears or tears (Liquid tears are ok; act as lubricant, but the wordplay would work without including it) When everything is in its right place, enjoy your attempts to escape the Chinese Finger Trap
1: Dude, wanna experiment?
2: Why do you have a bucket of ice and rubber gloves?
1: If I answered your one question would you take my word for it that it's fun and kinky and just trust me?
2: Sure...
1: Chinese FInger Trap!
2: That doesn't sound to painful...

one finger salute 

what you give the police
I gave the pigs (police) the finger.
one finger salute by nospeedtraps January 22, 2004

Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a girl and you pull out too quickly. Your finger is thus suddenly trapped by the Venus fly trap-like vagina. Only when you re-enter, and release slowly, is your finger able to exit.
She almost dislocated my finger when she Chinese Finger Trapped me.

Finger Gun 

the act in which one person provides sexual stimulation for another person by making a gun with their fingers, before thrusting the 'gun' in and out of another persons holes while making a shooting noise with their mouth.
Situation 1:

John: "I was out last night, and this dirty hoe asked if i would finger gun her, what the fuck!?"

Situation 2:

Person 1: "I was finger gunning your mum the other day and.."

Person 2: "Wait, what!?" *Beats the shit out of him*