crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

by thesaurus_rex February 22, 2008

Cock Socket

Any Orifice or opeaning large enough to fit the male genetalia. (Especialy a Jacucci tube)

My hot tub has four cock sockets.

by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003

Cock-Knot

Noun: The inability to ejaculate or urinate through the male sexual organ, the penis.

This happens because your dick is broken.

Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.

I tried to piss today, but it wouldn't come out... I must have a cock-knot.

by Flavoured Wild Jesus July 2, 2003

Cock Gobbler

One who enjoys the taste of penis upon his/her tongue

1. Man, that bitch Mary was a real cock gobbler. She aint gag at all when i busted straight down her throat. 2. Look at that gay ass Cock Gobbler......HE LOVES THE COCK.

by Neighborhood Dickman April 12, 2003

soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

hitch cock

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

by godnalor April 28, 2010

Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

by BOOOM! September 24, 2009