Dan: and he told me that my mom looked like a pig bro
Tyler: yeah i wouldnt talk to him anymore he a hoe
Tyler: yeah i wouldnt talk to him anymore he a hoe
by AlexDamom June 21, 2022
Get the Hoemug. a garden tool that some people misspell for the word ho.
That, or it’s a living garden tool. If your a GOODIE-GOODIE, you might think that i’m saying this person is hard working. But the truth is...only in the bed.
That, or it’s a living garden tool. If your a GOODIE-GOODIE, you might think that i’m saying this person is hard working. But the truth is...only in the bed.
goodie-goodie text person 1: DUDE, WE WERE IN HOMEROOM AND BECKY WAS WORKING SO HARD. IM INSPIRED, THAT BECKY IS A REAL HOE!
text person 2: only under the covers...
goodie-goodie text person 1: ???
text person 2: oh i forgot that ur a goodie-goodie... 😂 oops
text person 2: only under the covers...
goodie-goodie text person 1: ???
text person 2: oh i forgot that ur a goodie-goodie... 😂 oops
by JOE MAMMAA BIOTCH January 10, 2020
Get the hoemug. A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
Get the Pump Hoemug. by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
Get the Land hoemug. When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
Get the Great Hoe Reformationmug. 