Penis buy

Sunning your balls for 15 minutes and then proceeding to buy an asset (presumably bitcoin) by pressing Enter/clicking "Buy" with your penis. Masterbation before/after is optional

Yooo guys I think I'm going to penis buy .01 BTC today

by Satoshi's gardener September 15, 2021

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

penis

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

Penis

Its a big thing that guys have,girls/guys love to suck and lick on the tips i am 11 and i got big boy dick girls love me👅🌊

Damn daddy u got big penis

by Tyler gays April 14, 2019

copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s

I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis

by daphnehitch May 3, 2024

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.

harrys penis could block out the sun

by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021

Penis

What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.

Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........

by Ball busting, wax play December 30, 2020