Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

Penis Pincher

A penis pincher is someone who abuses other by seducing them, and actling like you're his slave.

I think Caleb is penis pincher, how dare he.

by PenisPincher December 29, 2016

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia

Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!

by smackfrommack January 7, 2017

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017