If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2024
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An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
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Skibidi kid

Annoying, small, child who’s under 8
Guy: I will fuck the shit outta that skibidi kid
Police: Nuh uh
by The Ball Eater December 31, 2023
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Skibidi kid

Someone under the age of 10
That kid over there is a Skibidi kid
by pseudoapplealation March 26, 2024
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The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023
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kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 08, 2022
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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011
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