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Nigel penis

A Nigel penis is what happens with sex between gay nigs. What it is is when both the nigs lick each other’s smegma off each other’s penis this makes the Nigel penis hard and able for penetration after this the nigels will shit in each other’s mouth just to cause a sexual bondage between the two men and they will fuck with no condom cos pull out game strong after they fuck they must go back to their wives and beat them so they think they are gay and go les mode then cheat on the man so he can be gay with his friend with benefits
Thicccc nig: wanna Nigel penis tonight babe ( puts finger in mouth and sucks )

Thicc nig 2.0 : yes baby 💦💦 (pulls out dick then thicccc nig sucks on the Smegma and then eats his shit )

Definition of a lit night

Smoking Penis 

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
bro you're literally smoking penis rn

A really mean penis 

Just a really mean penis :/
Jim:Bro, you have a really mean penis.
Dan: I know right. :(
A really mean penis by Digiphoenix December 25, 2017

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Penis by Sexpert May 12, 2003

penis of forgiveness 

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick
penis by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011