old one brown eye

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

by zacince July 21, 2014

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

taking on Trunks with one finger

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS

An iconic phrase , often said or shouted by indie kids at festivals and gigs when a certain song, “Not nineteen forever”, by a well known Manchester band - The Courteeners - is played .

This phrase roots from the second to last verse of the song as the lead singer, Liam Fray, when he shouts these words in his well known Mancunian accent to the crowd- as they all “dance”or jump around to this song .

Crowd : gOd BlesS ThE BAnD THeR’yE dOinG AlL thEy cAn

Liam: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS
Crowd: Dunununununununu nununu nununu

by Lalmontford July 27, 2019

Hamza has a big one

I have A STIFFY

OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT

by hamzaaisfalsjfnasknasldf April 11, 2019

One Time For Your Boy

When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."

Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.

You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???

Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.

by tombechillen December 6, 2019