Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.

That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.

by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020

Admiralty Brown

Admiralty Brown is Jackspeak or Royal Navy speak for toilet paper.

Dinger i'm in trap 2, can you chuck us down some Admiralty Brown shippers?

by Jackspeak.co.uk May 31, 2016

Brown Rice

Meaning a mixture of brown people and asian people since brown is representing brown people and rice is representing asian people

Yooooo! Man those bowls of brown rices are definitely kicking in those curves!

by vintagebitchyimg January 21, 2017

Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 20, 2020

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Gonna-brown

Phrase commonly used to show fear that you are going to shit yourself.

Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.

I’m gonna-brown!

Ew don’t wtf

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Anaconda Brown

Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.

Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.

Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?

Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.

by ReplacementPasta May 2, 2022