Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

Doo Doo Nuts

A slang for a homosexuals testicles

This guy tried to put his doo doo nuts in my mouth, he must be gay.

by Dankdicker January 30, 2018

nut

ejaculation
semen etc

i bust a nut
(past) i nat

by pjiminas January 30, 2018

Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.

“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”

by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018

Nutella nut

Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it

Bro I had some good ass Nutella nut yesterday you should try it sometime

by A big ass nigga with a duck February 2, 2018

Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 6, 2018

JINDER NUT

He loves to have lots including partys and he is a gamer on PS4 and loves to play sports ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! And loves to give puns and he loves sports!!!

If u love sports u are a JINDER NUT

by Sport boy February 7, 2018