Black man syndrome

This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.

“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.

by the weeb February 27, 2021

Lexi-Pain-Syndrome

Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"

Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.

Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?

Cornelius: NOTHING!

Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.

Cornelius: Of what?!

Andy: Just read the definition.

by The Denzel Smile November 9, 2010

Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.

Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.

by kilday April 7, 2019

Little Man Syndrome

A person who constantly feels the need for power, and is generally an abusive person towards there friends and family.

My friend is nice, but he has the need for power. I think he has Little Man Syndrome.

by SpiraI June 14, 2020

First Show Syndrome

used for theatre, it is when a newbie had their first show, and misses everything about it once it is over, and feels heartbroken as if they were in a relationship.

symptoms:
-dwelling on little details, inside jokes, days, rehearsals..
-saying, "Remember when..."
-moping around and missing every little thing.

A:: "I'm going to miss Servant! The set we worked on for so long, the cast, we had such a GREAT cast!! You guys are all like family to me, we were all so close! And Candle.. and backstage, acting goofy on those couches, and the food, and the costumes, and Larry(director) yelling at us all, and Alexis never learning her latin, and that one rehearsal on halloween, and all the emotional drama.. and the improv, and and..."
L:: "Girl, you've got a MAJOR case of First Show Syndrome."

Moira: "You gonna miss Midsummer's?"
Wayne: "Hell yeah, it's like home."
Moira: "First show here?"
Wayne: "Yup. It was so great."
Moira: "Well, don't get too much First Show Syndrome"

by anna.ba.nana March 30, 2009

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011

relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011