Skip to main content

Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high
The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
mugGet the Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet mug.

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?
Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”
by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021
mugGet the Slap a cow to get a carrot mug.

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!
"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"
by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021
mugGet the stop flirting and get squirting mug.
What does it mean when someone is about get audited
What does it mean when someone says someone is about to get audited
by anonymous February 14, 2021
mugGet the someone is about to get audited mug.

National get dick day

Him: wanna get national get dick day in your ass
Her:yes daddy
by anonymous April 8, 2021
mugGet the National get dick day mug.

I'm gonna get the milk.

Dad "I'm gonna get the milk."
Son "Ok"
Son (5 years later) "Dad?"
by divDev July 12, 2022
mugGet the I'm gonna get the milk. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email