Open Net Syndrome (ONS)

ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.

My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.

by YT: TheOneTheOnly November 9, 2022

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

Two girls one cup

you really don't wanna know

PLEASE.DON'T.LOOK.IT.UP

"Hey do you maybe wanna watch two girls one cup" SAY NO

by therealrosalie November 25, 2021

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS

An iconic phrase , often said or shouted by indie kids at festivals and gigs when a certain song, “Not nineteen forever”, by a well known Manchester band - The Courteeners - is played .

This phrase roots from the second to last verse of the song as the lead singer, Liam Fray, when he shouts these words in his well known Mancunian accent to the crowd- as they all “dance”or jump around to this song .

Crowd : gOd BlesS ThE BAnD THeR’yE dOinG AlL thEy cAn

Liam: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS
Crowd: Dunununununununu nununu nununu

by Lalmontford July 27, 2019

One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye

I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.

by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017