Chris mom

Chris mom THICCccccC

Gosh darn diggity chris mom THIccCc

by Chris'smomxo May 10, 2017

Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 09, 2019

Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 07, 2023

Ur Mom Day

National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"

"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"

by Kingrah730 April 01, 2022

UR MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence

You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day

by Moms daddy January 09, 2022

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

fuck your bitch of a mom day

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 05, 2023