nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

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Deez Nuts

Deez nuts are an exquisite combo of words. they can mean anything a jar of nuts or a handul of nuts or just stating out how much you love stuffing your mouth with nuts. This is truly a great combo of words

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is not a literal reference to testicles; )rather it is used figuratively to disrupt and show disrespect to whatever discussion is currently occurring.

by DeezzzbigNutzzz February 23, 2023

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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

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bust a nut

To cum quite eloquently and quite sizeably.

" Oh my god Jacob I'd never thought gay sex would make me bust a nut so fast!"

by BigBomboclat November 28, 2023

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Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

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