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Nervous Nutting

The process in which a guy becomes aroused and blows a load due to being too nervous.
Dave stared at his math test and became extremely nervous and developed the nervous nutting.
by Tjones36 July 5, 2017
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falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut
I did a falcon nut last night with my brother
by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025
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nut nirvana

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals
I am feeling so nut nirvana today because I did good on my math quiz
by reettttttttttt May 2, 2023
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NUT

NUT = Non Utilized Talent
Laura has a masters degree in science but she is working as an assistant for her manager who hasn't even have a college degree. She is a real NUT.
by Sugardaddy March 1, 2018
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Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Bryson Deese Nuts

Bryson deese nuts….. he’s got the schmeats.
by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024
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Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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