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Nut November

Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut
by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020
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Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.
Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!
by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022
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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.
The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.
by yungchub October 16, 2019
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poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut
dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me
by eggshitter February 11, 2019
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parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017
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nut tunnel

A long, cylindrical, hollow object resembling the inside of a vagina after one "nuts" inside of it. For example, a fried Twinkie from the State Fair. Also may be used to describe the vagina itself.
Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's pregnant..."
Guy 2: "Should have finished on her back! Say no to the nut tunnel"
by darkthrone515 April 8, 2016
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