sidewalk pigeon

Girls walking in the sidewalk

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

Guinea pigging

When someone tries to gain social standing or power by using another person as a test subject, pressuring them into doing embarrassing or humiliating things for entertainment or control, usually at the other person’s expense.

He kept daring her to do humiliating stuff in front of everyone just to look cool. That wasn’t joking around — that was straight-up guinea pigging.

by GuinneaPig January 19, 2026

Audemars Piguet

One of many luxury watch brands that don't shy away from even making rich people feel ripped off.

It is widely believed that the name "Audemars Piguet" is an obscured version of the phrase "Add more, piglet", referring to the watch brand refusing the sell the only watch people really want to buy from them, and instead trying to force their other watchslop onto new customers (paypigs).

A: "Look bro, I just got this sick Audemars Piguet Royal Oak 15510 straight from the boutique!"

B: "Whatever, piglet." *flashes 1:1 rep he bought for $550*

A: "Yooo, you got one to?!"

B: *Places hand on A's shoulder, too afraid to ruin this man's world* "Sure is buddy... sure is."

by Cennepal January 21, 2026

when pigs fly

something so absurd and unbelievable that it can only happen in a world where pigs can fly

you? getting a girlfriend? only when pigs fly

by the edGRR February 11, 2026

squid pigeon

a derogatory name for a weirdo or anyone u don’t like

u fucking squid pigeon get a life

by squid pigeon101 February 23, 2026

Twiggy Piggy

Someone who eats tons and tons of unhealthy food but due to a fast metabolism, never gains any weight and stays skinny. Usually used on genetically gifted effortlessly attractive people.

Amanda is such a twiggy piggy, she has such a big appetite but somehow sustains a good figure!

by HANNAHMONTANA✨ March 20, 2026

Alabama Pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezer

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025