by funny stuff u nab December 2, 2019

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023

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by gsguvshjas dhuvashi November 28, 2023
