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Fart

A nasty thing people do after they eat food or happens when you are taking a massive dump
I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass
Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”
by Luke3227 March 28, 2024
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Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
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Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015
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Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds
You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes
by Hanime gg May 8, 2022
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beo fart

a beo fart is a fart that stinks really bad. if you smell a beo fart you might turn into a nuclear bomb and explode. if you call someone a beo fart it is rude. “you are such a beo fart”
stop being such a beo fart GOD”
by pietism November 22, 2021
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