ass eyes

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes

by Spanky_the_elf January 24, 2005

ass rot

When it smells like a dog crawled up your homey's ass and died.

I was bangin this bitch and pulled my dick out, flicked the peanut off and said damn woman, you got some ass rot!

by The Pink Taco with no salsa or guac April 20, 2003

coochie-ass

A chick's ass that is so nice you automatically know she's got a smokin' hot, extremely tappable vagina.

John: Dude that chick at the club the other night was hot as fuck! She had a back like I've never seen before.
Brian: Yeah bro she definitely had a coochie-ass.

by mac2 September 21, 2009

shot in the ass

A device, implement, etc. stops working all together and needs to be replaced.

"Hey!, whats wrong with your DVD player?"

"Oh, that fucking thing is shot in the ass."

by nettesl May 14, 2010

Ass-Fuck

Ass-Fuck, n. v. adj. av.

When an old friend gets with the hot girl, you knew infinitely better. Who always gave you her secrets and consoled in you. But you were never more than an advice giver. A shoulder to cry on.

"Damn it all, I got Ass-Fucked this weekend man!"

"Come on, how could that guy, be the one who Ass-Fucks me!"

"All this time out of contact and that bastard swiftly Ass-Fucks me!"

Hey, look Jeff, theres that ass fuck buying roses and chocolate, lets make him some problems..."

by Will N. D. January 17, 2008

mall ass

also known as monkey butt
when all the sweat congregates to the ass.

ive been walkin around all day and i have serious mall ass right now.

by Richard and Amanda November 12, 2007

bulldozer ass

The quality of possessing buttocks so thick and large that a person can easily push their way through a crowd.

Once we're inside the concert let Andrew lead the way since he's got a bulldozer ass.

by crace selvage September 27, 2007