The wet one: the one where you think you’re farting but something else happens...
The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again.
The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat.
The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday.
The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices
The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart”
The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends
The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie
The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head.
The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth.
The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again.
The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat.
The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday.
The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices
The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart”
The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends
The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie
The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head.
The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth.
The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
by Yasssssssssssskween May 29, 2018
Get the Fartmug. by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
Get the crusty fartmug. TIMMY WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBLOX FART FETISH
Timmy: uh nothing mom
MUM: WELL TIMMY IM UNADOPTING YOU YOU FAT BITCH
Timmy: uh nothing mom
MUM: WELL TIMMY IM UNADOPTING YOU YOU FAT BITCH
by whatthepseduoa June 22, 2024
Get the roblox fart fetishmug. by Big G69 February 18, 2020
Get the fart sniffmug. by Hot Milf 996 November 27, 2021
Get the Gise Fartmug. An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’
by CanadianAF March 9, 2021
Get the dick fartmug. It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Get the fart riddlemug.