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This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!
by Lil' Nazbol February 17, 2023
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National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"
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national tell ur crush you like them day - April 16th

lets go yall

its bout that time
if you don't confess on April 16 they won't like u back - that's fax
national tell ur crush you like them day - April 16th - example

Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)
by the real rizzly bear April 15, 2023
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Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15
You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15
by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019
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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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National tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

Takes place every year on July 1st

Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it
white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day
by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021
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