On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .
Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!
by TheMandibularProminence December 4, 2017
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Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
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Get the World IBF Day mug.National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
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exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !
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